Things I don’t miss:
Helphire plc.
Freezing cold mornings in the dark.
The general feeling of an underlying angry tension.
The heavy bready fatty diet.
Chavs (and their heavier breadier fattyererer diets).
The certainty that you are being charged silly money for the most trivial things by companies/people that don’t really need it.
British transport.
Over-zealous health & safety precautions.
The claustrophobic sensation of being watched.
Monotony.
Moaning.
McDonalds etc.
Myself with pale skin, cracked lips and broken dreams.
Things I do miss:
Red wine.
Cheese.
Sausages.
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Would it be awful to tell you that my diet at the moment in the French Alps is Red Wine, Cheese and Sausages?
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ReplyDeleteI can definitely cope with Thai food instead though, it is delicious.
And I've realised since writing this blog how contradictory it is to say I don't miss having a fatty diet but the things I do miss are all kind of fattening. Oh well.